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Dick Masterson

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ATTENTION: If you pledge at the $20 level, please email me, so I can add you to the mailing list. Hatreon is still developing those features, but I'll make it work. I'm the king of the jury-rig. Jury-rigged predates jerry-rigged. Look it up motherfuckers!

The world would be a better place if everyone got more Dick. You want Dick, your friends want Dick, your mom definitely wants Dick--even though she might not say so because she's classy, be sure that she does. And that's exactly what you're supporting with this Hatreon, Dick for everyone. Dick, more dick, and better Dick.


Dick is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, "Are you a rage?" and "What even is a libertarian?" This Dick might be a little shorter than what you're used to, but this Dick will also be much beefier.

Over the years, you've gotten to know me as Dick Masterson, author of Men Are Better Than Women and devastating dropper of truth-bombs, or as Dick Masterson, the "troll" who shot a red-hot chili pepper up Dr. Phil's ass, or as Dick Masterson the co-host of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, a show that ranted about serious problems like guys asking about your dog and getting pee on your pants. Now, by supporting this Hatreon, get to know me as Dick Masterson, the host of my very own podcast: Dick.

By supporting this Hatreon, you'll not only get plenty of Dick in your ear, but you'll make sure thousands of others get a fat dose of Dick in theirs as well--and who doesn't want that? So whip something valuable out of your pants (your credit card; don't be crass) and make the world a better place. Like I said, the world would be better if everyone got more Dick.

Thanks and GFY!